true love is when you buy the hard copy of an album even though you’ve already illegally downloaded it
getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything
- daughter: I really like this celebrity and
- me: pack your bags sweetie we're going to meet your idols.
“Reading on e-readers isn’t actually reading.”
“You’re just now reading that? I read that forever ago. You’re so behind!”
“Oh that book is going to be the next *insert popular book title*.”
“Well I’m a bigger fan because I’ve liked it longer.”